Miniature Horses

Lil' Hawse warning issued for Canberra

2007-01-18T23:13:00.000+11:00

be warned.

lil hawses on tour starting 2/2/07

the weekday has landed

2006-04-10T09:30:00.000+10:00

...but what an enjoyable weekend

despite the fact the footy was a complete writeoff, spent a good hour and a half abusing knights fans and then ultimately most of the dragons players/browny/cronulla/western sydney/all the middle eastern countries

after giving the team a decent booing at fulltime staggered off to the brewery where cocktails and merlot were intermixed to dangerous levels and many a backhander was dished out

...upon seeing the reluctance of any female within viewing distance to want to be a part of this we moved on to the ox, whereby somehow we lost hova on the way.

we were not long for the ox....while I was happily enjoying a beer with some old school buddies I caught a glimpse of ...not produced by pharrell being dragged out the back door by a couple of bouncers...god knows what he was doing, and he was in no state to tell me so...

I am the one who created the apple tree

2005-11-09T01:19:00.000+11:00

miniature horses what has become of you???

abandoned your post like a bunch of public servants

i am here to provide you with some eternal wisdom

Nyssa, can you remember me,
I'm the one who picked the apple tree,
Nyssa sir, can you remember me
I'm the one who picked the apple tree

take heath my stallion friends an go forth and multiply!

testic-lites

2005-08-28T20:08:00.000+10:00

P Diddy Syndrome

2005-08-08T22:04:00.000+10:00

Post Daish Depression Syndrome (the notoriously dubbed P Diddy Sydnrome) is a growing diesease amongst young men within the 18-35 age bracket.

The viciously crude ailment which attacks after a period of elation away from home without any symptoms. Dr. Sparkle, reknowned medical advocate warns "The victim of this usually falls into deep depression after falling for a baish 'on tour'. There is not much they can do afterward but tonk and cry".

Known victims of this include ...by pharell after europe, hova after vegas, fist after a spiderbait gig and our hawse cousin boris after thailand.

hawses carpet bombing brisbane with cawk!!!

2005-08-04T22:01:00.000+10:00

view from room in vegas

This was the view from our miniature stable. Just a short bukkake to the city

oh shaith

shaith akshon shothe

'ken $8 Leffe

....just wasnt worth it

captain fatty fag!!

toot! toot!

shaith mk II

bloody hell... what did I eat

bitburger - good shit

hawses endorses

bitbox gettin bit

prease feed me

clazy hawse!!

clazy!

the pais

pais akshon shothe (so sma')

ner-wang

i shot you down 'wang wang'

incredibor disabor

dont towche that

dont towche my crotwche

stefo's lil hawse

so sma'

rocking hawse

lock'n'lorr

sparkor hawse

where the big hawses race

wang dynasty

helps take your cash so you cant get a hangover

*fly kick*
*fly kick*
'you cunt, you stole our cash!!!!'
*fly kick*
*punters enter the room*
'settle down boys'
'the cunt stole 10 bucks'
*keeps on fly kick*
*fly kick*

clazy flog

2005-08-01T23:22:00.000+10:00

'crazy frog is the first character asian youth can relate to'

can i get an encore...????

2005-07-30T16:43:00.000+10:00

do you want more?

hawses carpet bombing brisbane with cock

oh shaith!

...to the gelb coast with yee! (fuckin yee cunt)

...fo shizzle

Faith & Shaith?

2005-07-28T18:27:00.000+10:00

....well it seems Mary MacKillop it seeking one of these qualities

trust tuggers (isabella plains campus) to be catering to one gordo (aka gungho's) needs

Rear admiral of South Central Canberra

2005-07-25T22:46:00.000+10:00

A crazy new subclass of the species Canberran has reportedly been attempting to spread its special brand of filth amongst the unsuspecting, and normally reserved residents of South Central, Canberra.

This hideous creature, known in certain circles as 'The Shaithcawk" has began an inital assault on the previously unblemished sexual health of our fair territory, bringing its sinister plans 'up the rear' in a bid to widen the passage for backward change.

Health officials advise residents to stay inside, lock up their bread, and use public toilets sparingly. The Shaithcawk's preferred attack venues include many and varied public toilets and, albeit not exclusively, preffers to attack boy-like humans of indiscriminate gender.

A special meeting of parliament was convened last night in order to pass rapid legislation forbidding the Shaithcawk from being allowed to take up permanent residents anywhere within a 50km radius of the ACT. This was however met with some frustrating opposition from staunchly "pro-ass" members.

Fo shizzle.

hawses in tha' hood.

2005-07-25T22:31:00.000+10:00

H to tha izz-o, V to tha izz-aaaa